So I lost a bet on these two cleverly-named dishes at Kristy’s Whistle Stop, Enola.
But give me some credit. Both are slathered in pork BBQ and thrown with a handful of pickled jalapenos.
How was I supposed to remember that the Porky Pig was the one with the fries, the hot sauce, and the nacho cheese, and that the All-Aboard was a burger with the BBQ, the jalapenos, as well as the cole slaw and a giant, crisp onion ring?
The worst part about this photograph is the fact that I already wrote about Kristy’s Whistle Stop in 2010, and my own article confirms that it has been my mind, not the names “Porky Pig fries” and “All-Aboard burger,” that have undergone a transformation.
Maybe brain freeze from a giant mint Oreo hurricane — Kristy’s version of Dairy Queen’s blizzard, or McDonald’s McFlurry — will redeem my mental state.
Kristy’s Whistle Stop
600 S. Enola Rd
Routes 11 & 15